I'm so tired, I could eat a horse.
this is the most fun I've had since sliced bread.
I said both expressions today, and both were fails. they did not draw a single hint of laughter. I dislike it immensely when that occurs. I want people to be laughing at me all the time. all. the. time.
I gave a speech today, some people laughed, and if I would have not said umm, I would have gotten a darn near perfect on it.
I wish I wrote better poetry.
I can never seem to convey whats in my head on to the paper. its hard to give words meaning.
I like to think I'm a moderately decent writer, but I feel like I could be a lot better. sometimes, there are things that just get in the way.
I'm in love with a stripper.
her name is la fawn duh.