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did you know that when you say bobbi faldes name backwards, it sends her back into the fifth dimension? I tried it tonight, it works. like a charm.

Poetry is good for the soul, oven mitts are funny to wear in target, little girls get freaked out when you tell them to check out their drawers, but at least they leave you alone then...

I feel fat...

I feel tired....

I feel like an american.